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the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not
you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot
other assorted roles may include
- retrieval team for objects in the backseat
- custodian of the parking garage tickets
- “All clear my way”
- en-route dining concierge
- announcing “Horses!” when there are horses
Don’t forget the Tommy Gun
You should never forget the Tommy Gun
Heavy is the head that wears the Passenger Princess Crown.
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